{"id":526,"date":"2008-11-18T15:53:38","date_gmt":"2008-11-18T13:53:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/word.sms.dn.ua\/?p=526"},"modified":"2008-11-18T15:53:38","modified_gmt":"2008-11-18T13:53:38","slug":"%d1%8e%d0%bc%d0%be%d1%80","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/word.sms.dn.ua\/?p=526","title":{"rendered":"\u042e\u043c\u043e\u0440"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"2\"><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">One day a Jewish Mother and her 8-year-old daughter were walking along the beach, just at the water&#8217;s edge. Suddenly, a GIGANTIC wave flashed up on the beach, sweeping the little girl out to sea.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&#8220;Oh, God,&#8221; lamented the mother, turning her face toward heaven and shaking her fist. &#8220;This was my ONLY baby. I can&#8217;t have more children. She is the love and joy of my life. I have cherished every day that she&#8217;s been with me. Give her back to me, and I&#8217;ll go to the synagogue every day for the rest of my life!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Suddenly, another GIGANTIC wave flashed up and deposited the girl back on the sand.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The mother looked up to heaven and said, &#8220;She had on a HAT!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0However!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One day a Jewish Mother and her 8-year-old daughter were walking along the beach, just at the water&#8217;s edge. Suddenly, a GIGANTIC wave flashed up on the beach, sweeping the little girl out to sea. &nbsp; &#8220;Oh, God,&#8221; lamented the mother, turning her face toward heaven and shaking her fist. &#8220;This was my ONLY baby. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-526","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/word.sms.dn.ua\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/526","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/word.sms.dn.ua\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/word.sms.dn.ua\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/word.sms.dn.ua\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/word.sms.dn.ua\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=526"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/word.sms.dn.ua\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/526\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/word.sms.dn.ua\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/word.sms.dn.ua\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/word.sms.dn.ua\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}